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You may think that the Gates of Hell are going to open up here in the United States if the everyone gets the right to marry, or if abortion remains legal, or if Hillary Clinton ever becomes president… Well, I am glad to report that they found the Gates to Hell and they are in Turkey.
According to The Blaze, the Gates of Hell are located in Pamukkale, Turkey. The newly-discovered cave was known in ancient times as Pluto’s Gate (so really it is not the gates of Hell, but those heathens who worshiped the greek gods probably went to hell… so let’s call it that).
So everyone can let out a collective sigh of relief now, right?
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